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At this point, GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is the Nicki Minaj of the Ann Coulters of the world. She’s a demonstrably racist white woman who always seems to be in a feud with other women in politics — including other demonstrably racist white women.
Y’all remember when Greene got into a beef with Lauren Boebert that led her to call her former brainless bestie a “little b*tch” on the House floor. One minute the two white nationalist twinsies were joining each other in referring to congresswomen of color as the “Jihad Squad,” and the next thing you know they’re reenacting what looks like a Jerry Springer knock-off promo in the same chamber where they create legislation.
Well, now, Greene is involved in a new white supremacist-on-white supremacist dust-up with failed Republican candidate-turned-online conspiracy nut Laura Loomer.
In the most shocking turn of events since debate moderator Linsey Davis had to remind Trump that murdering newborns was illegal in all states, Greene called Loomer out over a racist tweet she posted about the vice president.
“If Kamala Harris wins, the White House will smell like curry & White House speeches will be facilitated via a call center and the American people will only be able to convey their feedback through a customer satisfaction survey at the end of the call that nobody will understand,” Loomer tweeted, reminding us how terrible conservatives are at constructing a well-crafted joke. (No, no — I get it. Harris is Indian and these are Indian stereotypes. Very edgy. Very 2024. Oh no — The Simpsons and Family Guy haven’t covered this material for 30-plus years at all.)
“This is appalling and extremely racist,” Greene tweeted in an unexpected response. “It does not represent who we are as Republicans or MAGA. This does not represent President Trump. This type of behavior should not be tolerated ever.”
Whaaaaah? Hold up!
This couldn’t be the same Marjorie Taylor Greene who called Black people “slaves” to Democrats, said that Black and Hispanic men are only “held back by gangs and dealing drugs” and compared Black Lives Matter to the Ku Klux Klan. This ain’t the same Klanny Nanny who filmed herself ranting about an “Islamic invasion” of the U.S. government because Muslims were being elected to office.
Who is this bad-built bleach-blonde alien lady in the Greene costume, and what did she do with the woman who suggested that Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib weren’t “really official” members of Congress because they didn’t take the oath of office on the Bible and said they “should go back to the Middle East” despite Omar being born in Somalia and raised in the U.S. while Tlaib was born in Detroit?
Is there a Klan Kerfuffle in MAGA-verse?
Trump supporter / election liar after scuffle Source: Samuel Corum / Getty
Greene also posted about how she and Loomer “used to be friends” (surprise, surprise) and how she used to be Loomer’s political sensei until Loomer turned on her and “lied so much about me and others like Matt Gaetz,” which seems to imply there has been an entire Klan Kerfuffle in the MAGA world that the public may not have been aware of.
One can only wonder if Greene and Loomer were still Handmaid homies earlier this week when Loomer called Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee a “ghetto b*tch” immediately after she died following a battle with pancreatic cancer. I wonder if Greene and Loomer were good earlier this week when Loomer called Harris, New York AG Letitia James, and Fulton County DA Fani Willis “meritless DEI Shaniquas” since there were only Greene crickets heard after those comments.
Anyway, the whole drama has erupted in a back-and-forth Xitter feud since Loomer hit Greene with an “I’m rubber, you’re glue” response, calling her out on her own history of racism and bigotry and spilling the tea on her version of their political partnership.
I’d go more into detail, but, really, this Krazy Karen Konundrum is none of my Black-ass business.
It’s pretty funny though.
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